boygeorgemichaelbluth:

twerkingtargaryens:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

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freebiglurch:

luv it when U call me big pasta

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werewolfau:

At a deposition, Ferguson’s former police chief revealed that his staff did not keep records of incidents in which officers used force against citizens, so long as no one died; in other words, there was no way of telling how often incidents like Davis’ happened.

remember shit like this when they talk about how mike brown’s shooter had no disciplinary record

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karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

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homo-u-didnt:

whorville:

WHO ELSE IS PUMPED FOR 13/13/13

i have some sad news

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